tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32800805.post7752453065368886662..comments2024-01-09T01:01:10.892+00:00Comments on The H List: Manchester United 0 - 1 West Ham (And Other Events To Make Neil Warnock Cry)HeadHammerSharkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06552428837566691752noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32800805.post-52050660064975775602007-05-21T14:29:00.000+01:002007-05-21T14:29:00.000+01:001. Tevez2. Wigan (A)3. Green @ Arsenal4. Zamora vs...1. Tevez<BR/>2. Wigan (A)<BR/>3. Green @ Arsenal<BR/>4. Zamora vs Everton<BR/>5. Tough one - Have to go with Harewood<BR/>6. Charlon (A)<BR/>7. Again tough one - Harewood - Just for that penalty kick against Watford<BR/><BR/>8. Chelsea<BR/>9. Ronaldo<BR/>10. SWP - 2nd against us.<BR/>11. Boro @ Home - Shot on goal please.<BR/>12. James BeattieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32800805.post-48677679818228495152007-05-21T13:08:00.000+01:002007-05-21T13:08:00.000+01:001.Tevez2. Man Utd away3. Green (arsenal)4. Zamora ...1.Tevez<BR/>2. Man Utd away<BR/>3. Green (arsenal)<BR/>4. Zamora v everton<BR/>5. konchesky<BR/>6. away at bolton<BR/>7. like trying to pick out the longest hundred and thousand from a packet<BR/>8.man utd over the season<BR/>9.Scholes<BR/>10.crouch..it's less painful, he could'nt have meant it.<BR/>11.charlton 1st match, wigan away?<BR/>12.james beattieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32800805.post-56232840207214942602007-05-21T11:19:00.000+01:002007-05-21T11:19:00.000+01:001. Green2. Man Utd (H)3. Green @ Arsenal4. Zamora ...1. Green<BR/>2. Man Utd (H)<BR/>3. Green @ Arsenal<BR/>4. Zamora v Everton<BR/>5. LBM, even when we hit our good form of the season he still looked woeful<BR/>6. Reading<BR/>7. Newton, just for even being in the squad at all<BR/>8. Chelsea<BR/>9. Ronaldo<BR/>10. Wright Phillips second<BR/>11. Middlesboro<BR/>12. Lampardmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17882722610693657385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32800805.post-59711167820412878012007-05-18T10:58:00.000+01:002007-05-18T10:58:00.000+01:001. Tevez2. Wigan (A), Man Utd (A)3. Green v Arsena...1. Tevez<BR/>2. Wigan (A), Man Utd (A)<BR/>3. Green v Arsenal<BR/>4. Tevez v Spurs, Yossi v Fulham<BR/>5. Where to start? Matty, Gabbidon and Quashie stand out.<BR/>6. Reading away. What a way to see in the New Year. I wanted to leave at half time, but my journey home was in the hands of a designated driver so I was forced to watch another 45 mins of passionless football from us. Then got absolutely soaked on the walk back to the car.<BR/>7. Brown, Aldridge & Duxbury for the astounding ineptitude over the Tevez/Mascherano deal.<BR/>8. Palermo/Man Utd<BR/>9. Wright Philips for his brace of goals.<BR/>10. Wright Philips' second.<BR/>11. Middlesbrough at home. We'd have been tested more by a team of amputees.<BR/>12. Frank Lampard for being a cunt of Hitler-esque proportionsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32800805.post-84573452783219429992007-05-16T19:20:00.000+01:002007-05-16T19:20:00.000+01:001 - Tevez – without him we would be down, you can’...1 - Tevez – without him we would be down, you can’t say that to such a high degree about anyone else.<BR/>2 - Wigan away, taking into account both the importance and the performance.<BR/>3 - Green at Arsenal.<BR/>4 - Benayoun at Wigan – a quality, incisive, free-flowing team goal.<BR/>5 - Marlon 'Charlie Big Potatos' Harewood<BR/>6 - Away to Charlton – to capitulate as we did in the first half considering the circumstances... terrible.<BR/>7 - Specifically, Harewood’s penalty miss at home to Watford.<BR/>8 - Reading<BR/>9 - Drogba (now I have to go scrub myself with a rusty brillo pad.)<BR/>10 - Michael Tonge’s free kick at Brammal Lane.<BR/>11 - Wigan (away)<BR/>12 - Despite the goal (or maybe because of it), Jon Fucking Stead.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32800805.post-70171456920161423692007-05-16T12:13:00.000+01:002007-05-16T12:13:00.000+01:001. Tevez2. Wigan, away obviously3. Green at Arsena...1. Tevez<BR/>2. Wigan, away obviously<BR/>3. Green at Arsenal<BR/>4. Difficult to choose between Zamora’s against Everton and Tevez’s against Chelsea. I’ll say Tevez<BR/><BR/>5. Ferdinand for most of the season, but probably between Etherington and Harewood. I’d say Harewood as his attitude stinks.<BR/>6. Charlton away – so bad I couldn’t write the match report……..<BR/>7. Steve Martin in Pink Panther<BR/><BR/>8. Reading<BR/>9. Michael Dawson<BR/>10. Agger up at Liverpool<BR/>11. Boro at UP<BR/>12. Peter Ramage (Newcastle)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32800805.post-49525500875626899872007-05-15T13:33:00.000+01:002007-05-15T13:33:00.000+01:00"5. Worst player of the year.There's a nagging pai..."5. Worst player of the year.<BR/><BR/>There's a nagging pain in the back of my head, with a Tyrone Mears shaped hammer repeatingly hitting it. Standing next to that hammer is a Carlton Cole shaped hammer, but that one can't be arsed to get involved."<BR/><BR/>Wins my nomination for "Best Vote" of the year. Oustanding from Uncle AlbertHeadHammerSharkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06552428837566691752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32800805.post-37894180512289683032007-05-15T12:37:00.000+01:002007-05-15T12:37:00.000+01:001. Who d'you think - Tevez2. Wigan away3. Green at...1. Who d'you think - Tevez<BR/>2. Wigan away<BR/>3. Green at Arsenal <BR/>4. Noble's volley, just for sheer velocity<BR/>5. Etherington... I assume you meant worst card player.<BR/>6. Sheffield Utd or Charlton away. Tough one.<BR/>7. Quashie <BR/>8. Chelsea<BR/>9. C. Ronaldo (much as it pains me to say it)<BR/>10. Another one for that SWP goal, exquisite.<BR/>11. Man United - unforgiveable from their POV<BR/>12. Lamplard. I don't have to justify this.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32800805.post-92153958442891584052007-05-15T10:19:00.000+01:002007-05-15T10:19:00.000+01:001. Player of the year.Until the Tottenham game, my...1. Player of the year.<BR/>Until the Tottenham game, my hammer of the year was going to be Dean Ashton, but I guess Carlitos deserves a mention here.<BR/><BR/>2. Performance of the year. Bizarrely, Spurs at home. I was in the Lord Jim pub in Ipanema, Rio, and watched it on Al Jezeera Sport. Definitely the performance of the year, shame about the result.<BR/><BR/>3. Indiviual performance of the year. <BR/>Rob Green vs Arsenal. No words can convey...<BR/><BR/>4. Goal of the year.<BR/>Zamora vs Everton. From where I was sat, the ball started about 15 yards wide of sweary Tim's right post.<BR/>For a non-partisan vote, Rooney's goal after a corner for the opposition with Ronaldo & tubby Wayne exchanging passes on the break.<BR/><BR/>5. Worst player of the year.<BR/>There's a nagging pain in the back of my head, with a Tyrone Mears shaped hammer repeatingly hitting it. Standing next to that hammer is a Carlton Cole shaped hammer, but that one can't be arsed to get involved.<BR/><BR/>6. Worst performance of the year.<BR/>Start with game 3, continue to Tottenham at home, remove the home games against Arsenal and Man U. Select from hat.<BR/><BR/>7. Worst individual performance of the year.<BR/>The bloke behind me in the East Lower, who thinks everyone is crap.<BR/>Until they score. Then they're great. Until someone tackles them. Then they're crap.<BR/><BR/>Repeat.<BR/><BR/>8. Best opposition team.<BR/>Palermo, Watford or Chesterfield.<BR/>What are the chances of that?<BR/><BR/>9. Best opposition player.<BR/>Ouch. <BR/>It hurts. <BR/>It really hurts.<BR/>Didier.<BR/>Ow!<BR/>Drogba.<BR/>Stop it Tyrone...<BR/><BR/>10. Opposition goal of the year.<BR/>Wright Philips.<BR/><BR/>11. Worst opposition team.<BR/>Arsenal and Manchester United!!!<BR/>But really Wigan at their place for a one game lack of performance...<BR/><BR/>12. Worst opposition player.<BR/>Paddy Kenny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32800805.post-4353449590755427182007-05-15T10:15:00.000+01:002007-05-15T10:15:00.000+01:001. Tevez2. Wigan (a)3. Green @ Arsenal4. Tevez v S...1. Tevez<BR/>2. Wigan (a)<BR/>3. Green @ Arsenal<BR/>4. Tevez v Spurs<BR/>5. Quashie<BR/>6. Charlton away (simply woeful)<BR/>7. Anton Ferdinand (too many to recall!) <BR/>8. Chelsea<BR/>9. Berbatov<BR/>10. Wright-Phillips second at UP<BR/>11. Middlesborough<BR/>12. NadeRanjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04968181120717658147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32800805.post-44668442675482321752007-05-14T23:08:00.000+01:002007-05-14T23:08:00.000+01:001. Tevez2. Man Utd (H)3. Green @ Arsenal4. Zamora ...1. Tevez<BR/>2. Man Utd (H)<BR/>3. Green @ Arsenal<BR/>4. Zamora v Everton<BR/>5. Carroll<BR/>6. Fortunately on holiday for Watford (H) and Man City (H) and didn't go Charlton or Reading so Wigan (H)<BR/>7. Etherington v Wigan (cowardice)<BR/>8. Chelsea<BR/>9. Essien<BR/>10. Wright Phillips second<BR/>11. Middlesboro<BR/>12. John TerryAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com