The H List

1. The Headlines Good morning, and welcome to a special edition of the widely derided H List. In the news this week, Senator Edward Kennedy ...

1. Scene 1 (Interior, darkly lit): Gianfranco Zola is stood on a stepladder whispering conspiratorially in Carlton Cole's ear: Zola: ...

1. Opposition What more is to be said about tottenham? If this blog had any grounds whatsoever to complain about being over-worked, then I c...

1. Welcome Back I considered writing a season preview - Hell, I might even still do it - but I didn't want to overwhelm you with more th...

1. Is It That Time Already? It could be a case of "art" imitating life, or more likely a chronic lack of preparation, but I have f...

I forgot Freddie Sears! Which is easily done. Freddie Sears : Appearances - 7 (15) Awful. Rating : 4/10 Best Performance : Middlesbrough (...

Kyel Reid : Appearances - 0 (2), Goals - 1 I am sure that Kyel Reid is a tremendously nice human being who doesn't staple vagrants to ho...

Midfielders Valon Behrami : Appearances - 27, Goals - 2, Bookings - 5 When I heard that we had signed Valon Behrami I just shrugged in that ...

And so another season disappears into the ether, as we are all left to ponder exactly why David di Michele is paid to pay football. But for ...

1. Opposition Middlesbrough have lived a charmed life over the last few years and are overdue a spell in the lower leagues. Garet...