1. And Now For Something Completely Different
This weeks H List will be presented in Limerick form. This is largely because the events of this match were so incredibly tedious, and I do not wish my descendants to look back upon my writings on Ye Olde Worlde Wide Webbe and think that I wasted my time chronicling such inanities.
2. Things I Learned This Week
Jermain Defoe is dangerous still
But Carlton Cole is rot
Rob Green will save most anything
But Scott Carson will ... not
3. Right Back Atcha
Glen Johnson might steal toilet seats
But he attacks with verve unfettered
Lucas Neill clearly likes to eat
But on the left he played much better
4. The Floundering Left
Herita Ilunga has a blog
And for this I much commend him
I think I'd like him even more
If I knew he did defending
5. Upson Downs
Our centre halves are extremely large
They didn't let big Crouchy go
If only I could say the same
Of their job on wee Defoe
6. Swiss Role
The Swiss Behrami is the new crowd fave
I've not seen one run so much
The combination of psychotic commitment
And a fucking crap first touch
7. Centre Stage
The other midfielders passed it lovely
Sometimes forward, sometimes back
This led to some lovely triangles
And very few attacks
8. Elsewhere
Freddie Sears is 8 years old
And badly needs a goal
If Matthew Etherington was right footed
He'd clearly be on the dole
9. Cole Patrol
Carlton Cole is a willing trier
But the lad was clearly rusty
On the whole I find him a curious choice
For us to place our trust in
10. Hells Bells
Craig Bellamy is the new angry ant
On the field he thinks he's the boss
I might tend to agree with this
If he'd only learn to cross
11. I'm Board
So our manager is still a nice guy
But our owners are broke, disturbingly
And suddenly the vocal few are asking
"Was it that bad under ... Curbishley?"
In answer to that question visit http://thehlist.blogspot.com/2008/04/bolton-wanderers-1-0-west-ham-and-other.html
I enjoyed the format of that post
ReplyDeleteT'was a gamble, you took a punt
Let's hope we improve for Tottenham
And do those fucking cunts
I know i'm nine years too late, but these aren't limericks. A limerick has five lines. These are rhyming quatrains, with the rhyme scheme ABCB.
ReplyDeleteyrs, a literary hammer.
I mean....fucking hell.
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