1. I'm Not There
I have been absent for slightly longer than normal. It's no big deal, it just turns out that 3 children take quite a lot of looking after, and contrary to my previous belief - kids above the age of 3 don't just raise themselves.
Anyway, I'm not writing a summary for this game because - well, would you?
After all, it turns out that Steven Gerrard is really quite good and David di Michele really isn't...
Here endeth the lesson.